I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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