I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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