so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
people are starting to question the shark bite story
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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