Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
its not stalking. its research.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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