I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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