Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Never joke about your clitoris.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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