ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
It all started with a game of naked twister.
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