you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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