HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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