The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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