I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
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