just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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