great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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