I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
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