So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
that's an acceptable place to lick
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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