at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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