Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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