If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
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