I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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