I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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