Define "chronic" masturbator.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
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