It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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