Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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