She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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