Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
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