dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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