I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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