i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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