WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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