I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Moan for me like Helen Keller
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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