Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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