I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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