adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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