My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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