Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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