And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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