JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
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