on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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