If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
honey bunches of taint.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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