I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Randomize
