My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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