it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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