worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Randomize
