don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Randomize