I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
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