we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
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