thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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