he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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