Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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