All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
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