Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I met the friendliest cop last night
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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