guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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