do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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